The loml said he liked these pictures so my life is content.
Anonymous asked:
You're so self centred
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Anonymous asked:
Post a picture (to Twitter if you're too scared of Tumblr's NSFW ban) of you in panties with your shirt off/tits out on your knees with your hands behind your back.
Im not taking requests so idk what compelled you to send this
Anonymous asked:
You're so irrelevant.
Relevant enough to make you type this shit out and send it to me though soo
Anonymous asked:
I would very much like to fuck you in the ass.
I mean, who wouldn’t
Anonymous asked:
Well in Whoresville 😩😩👅👅they say that the Grinches dick 🌽🌽🍆🍆grew three sizes that day 😍😍 💦💦youve been visited by the green dick of the Grinch‼️✅✅💚💚 if you get no replies you are a Cindy Boo Whore 😂😂😭😭 if you get 5 back you are the Mayor of Whoresville 👑👑💋💋 if you get 10 back you will get touched with a 39 and a half foot pole C=======3👌🏽👌🏽 and if you get 15 or more back you are one Green Mean Sex Machine👁👁🐛🐛🐛🍀☘ happy holidays‼️‼️
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“Hey, do you own any cats?”
“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”
be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.
